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Hello from Belfast!

  • Jun. 29th, 2009 at 8:33 PM
|Bringing sassy back+Bill <3|


I was here yesterday. The Giant's Causeway is a natural volcanic occurance, but it was said that a Scottish giant was on his way across the causway to beat the ever loving shit out of the famous Fin MacCumhail, and seeing this, Finn's wife dressed him up as a baby, and when the scottish giant came, and saw this huge motherfucking baby, he ran, knowing it's daddy would be twice as big. He broke the causeway as he went, so Finn wouldn't come looking for him.

OH!! and it was clear that day, so when I climbed to the top of one part of it, I could see the verrryyyy tippy of Scotland!! T'was awesome!!

We walked. SO MUCH. I've been walked to death. At the causeway gift shop, I tripped over a display and banged my shin really bad. It's a LOVELY black and blue atm. We stayed in a really nice hotel, with internet, and a tea bar. It was lovely. Today we drove to where yeast is buried. I couldn't help giggling. This is why:

I had a dream a couple of days ago. I was walking down O'Connel street, and I rounded the corner and there was Yeats. I stopped and went "Mr Yeats, may I speak with you a moment?" he paused, sighed, and went "Only a moment." I then proceeded to smack the ever loving shit out of him right on the street. Nobody really noticed, strangely enough. However, around the corner comes Oscar Wilde, wearing a bright purple suit, his hair perfectly parted. He saw me beating Yeats and walked over calmly, and grabbed the back of my dress. He held me as yeats skittered away, and then he turned me, and dusted me off calmly. "Petal," he said quietly. "When one is in public, one conducts themselves....even if the offended deserved it."

I woke up laughing.

Anyways, we're up in castlebar, and tomorrow we're going to...look at castles, I think. lol not too sure, but i'm enjoying it!! Just a bit bored at our new hotel, which is nice, but the color schemes here scream. We're in a lime green room :( And it just became cool, too. I just finished soaking my feet in cold water and doing my homework. Whit and I might go downstairs and get a drink.

I'm coming home sunday, and we have class monday. WHAT.

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[info]orpheuslyre wrote:
Jun. 29th, 2009 08:43 pm (UTC)
That is the best. dream. ever!
[info]shortypenguin wrote:
Jun. 29th, 2009 09:35 pm (UTC)
isn't it? xDDD It was so obsurd I laughed for a good minute.
[info]hallways wrote:
Jun. 30th, 2009 09:52 pm (UTC)
oh, darling, that dream is SO YOU. :)
[info]shortypenguin wrote:
Jul. 7th, 2009 05:46 pm (UTC)
ISN'T IT!?

Oscar trying to tame me into a lady. PFFT.

LOVE YOU, BB :D
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