The road outside my house is paved with good intentions...

Hired a construction crew, 'cause it's hell on the engine.

The Hobbit Other
12 September 1985
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Full Name : Meghan Rose Murphy
Aliases : Meg, Meggie, Megs, Swinger, Bunny, Hobbit, Starsky, Miss Gamgee, Potato, Smeggie, The peanuty hobbit chef, Peanut, Fujiko, Fujicakes, Queenie
Gender : Female (duhr)
Age : 25
Nationality : Irish/German
Birthday : September 12, 1985
Signs : Virgo (Zodiac), The Vine (druid), The Ox (Chinese)
Location : Yellow Springs, Ohio
School : Wright State
Job (s) : Library Aide at the Greene County Public Library /Professional Fangirl.
Non Online Family Amy+Tobias
Pets : Smokey :) <3 and Morgane Le Fay
Favorite Foods: Italian, Mexican, Cuban, Indian, Chinese, Popcorn, Anything and everything cheese.

Loves : jedibrat, hobbithearted, Chris Thile, The rain, Spring days, Autumn days, her purple blanket, her mandolin, her mandolin teacher, her friends, her cat, her Mommy, Her daddy, Herself, All the simple things, Pizza on a Friday, Bluegrass music, Having an empty e-mail box, having a full e-mail box, Cult movies, roleplaying, being silly, laughing out loud, singing along to songs on the radio, walking around at night in winter, fireflies, Talking on the telephone, Driving in the car and talking, snickering, being an all around snark-a-holic, Afro Cuban Music, Slash, DorianxHenry, DorianxTom, TomxHenry, SarahxHenry (<3), HuckxTom, PhillippexIsabeau, Ioan/Clive, Rube/George, Mason/George, Pervy History Professors, older men, Burberry , English fashion, English men in english fashion, england, UK, British men, oxford shirts with the sleeves rolled up, Sweaters over oxford shirts, London, London's east end, Cockney Rhyming slang ('cor luv a duck!), pikeys, Men with dark, curly hair, men with ginger hair, Hitting the slutty juice, Going on DORK PATROL, hitting people with THE DORK STICK!, Rocker boys, Boys with painted nails, Boys who read sci-fi, boys who wear kitty ears, culinary artists, Boys who play guitar, boys who kiss foreheads, boys who cuddle, Being daddy's good girl, ageplay, Dandies, Fops, Victorian Steampunk, Victorian Gothic style, Old style courting, Chivalry and Courtly Romance , Lollies, Arthurian Britian, Arthurian Romance, Knights, Jay and Silent Bob, Black Humor, Harlequin novels, being a strong, independent person, being a minx, alchemy, Kitties, Dj's, Mixing music, Making fun of people, snarking, Doing nothing at all, Japanese Culture, Japan, Japanese street style, Wearing Cat ears, Der Waffle Haus, Professors, cooks, gardeners, British Gangsters, G-Man/Rickey, Rickey's Snark-a-holicisim, G-Man's Level Headedness, When Rickey and G-Man Banter in the Kitchen (Sssh. I'm not obsessed ;D), gamecube, videogames, The Sims, Nintendo DS

Hates : School, summer days, being in crowds, rude people, Feeling lonely, feeling bad, crying, fighting with anyone, Working on weekends, Falling out of Bed, Nightmares, Not getting enough sleep, Close minded people, Overuse of profanity, Whistling, People making 'your momma' jokes, Being made fun of, being the butt of a joke, when sarah drinks all the slutty juice, headaches, tummy aches

Favorite T.V. Shows : Crossing Jordan, Wonderfalls, Good Eats, Oliver's Twist, The Naked Chef, Iron Chef, Iron Chef: America, X-men, X-Men: Evolution, 6 Feet Under, Monk, My Hero, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Best Week Ever, I love the 80's, I love the 80's: Strikes Back, I love the 70's, ER, Will & Grace, Family Guy, Futurama, [Adult Swim], Dead Like Me, Dr Who, House M.D., Grey's Anatomy, Firefly (YES, DAMNIT. FIREFLY. :P), Miami Ink, Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon, Yes, Dear, Becker, My Name Is Earl, It's always sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, Jeeves and Wooster, My Little Chef, Super Rookie, Heroes, Criminal Minds, Merlin, Supernatural, Star Trek
Favorite Anime/Manga (Books and T.V) : Haibane Renmei, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Wolf's Rain, Inuyasha, Aa! Megamisama! (Oh my Goddess!), Ranma 1 1/2, Witch Hunter Robin, Serial Experiments, Wish, Chobits, .Hack/Sign, Lupin the 3rd, Kaleido Star, Hagane no Renkinjutsushi (Full Metal Alchamist), Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon, Puchi Puri Yuushi (Petite Princess Yucie), The Demon Ororon, Naruto, Sakigake!! Cromartie High, D.N. Angel, Samurai Champloo, Mousou dairinin (Paranoia Agent), Howl's Moving Castle, My Neighbor Totoro, Hotaru no haka (Grave Of The Fireflies), Spirited Away, Ouran Host Club, Okusama wa Joshikousei (my wife is a high school student), Mach GoGoGo (Speed Racer),Kodomo no Jikan (Nymphette)
Favorite Movies : Amadeus, Trainspotting, Moulin Rouge, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Alive and Kicking, The Red Violin, The Rachel Papers, Lionheart, Harold and Maude, Starwars: A New Hope, Cruel Intentions, Ladyhawke, O, Lucky Man!, A Clockwork Orange, Dr Strangelove (Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb), Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Rings, Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, Peter Pan, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Chicago, My Fair Lady, The King and I, Down With Love, Punch-Drunk Love, Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy, POTC, LXG, Benny And Joon, The Boondock Saints, King Arthur, Clerks, Amile, Dogma, The Chronicals of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe, Ôdishon (Audition), The Mysterious Geographic Exlorations of Jasper Morello, Nochnoy Dozor (Night Watch), Dnevnoi Dozor (Day Watch), Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy, Batoru rowaiaru (Battle Royale), Watchmen, Fireflies in the Garden
Favorite Actors/Actresses : Johnny Depp, Elijah, DOM, BILLEH, Viggo, Ian, Sean Astin, Jason Flemyng, Dexter Fletcher,Jason Stratham, Matthew Broadrick, Colin Firth, Jim Carrey, David Duchovney, Gillan Anderson, Alan Rickman, Emma Watson, Nicole Kidman, Ewan McGregor, Shia LaBeaouf, Julia Stiles, Clive Owen, Norman Reedus, Shane West, Tom Hulce, Stephen Fry, HUGH LAURIE. OMG. -fwails-, Konstantin Khabensky (-Swoon- ♥), Jeffrey Dean Morgan <33333, Anton Yelchin (future father of all my children), Simon Pegg ♥, Zachary Quinto, Chris Pine, Matt Smith (second father of my children ♥)
Favorite Directors : Stanley Kubrick, Baz Lhurmaan, Peter Jackson, Kevin Smith
Favorite Groups :Matchbox 20, Barenaked Ladies,Nickel Creek, Incubus, Rooney, The Starting line, Something Corrporate, Wings, Phantom Planet, The Beatles, The Monkees, The Talking Heads, Hoobastank, Okgo, Maroon 5, Panic! At the Disco
Favorite Singers : Tori Amos, Jason Mraz, John Mayer, David Byrnes, Michelle Branch, Loreena McKennitt, Sean Watkins, Micheal Buble
Favorite Books : The Hobbit -J.R.R Tolkien, Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Rings -J.R.R Tolkien, Lord Of The Rings:The Two Towers -J.R.R Tolkien, Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King -J.R.R Tolkien, Stardust -Neil Gaiman, Smoke and Mirrors -Neil Gaiman, Good Omens -Terry Prachett/Neil Gaiman, The Colour Of Magic -Terry Prachett, The Light Fantastic -Terry Prachett, The Mists Of Avalon -Marion Zimmer Bradley, Catcher In The Rye -J.D. Sallinger, The Picture Of Dorian Gray -Oscar Wilde, The Neverending Story -Micheal Ende, Rowanhood: Outlaw of Sherwood Forest -Nancy Springer, Lionclaw -Nancy Springer, I am Morgan Le Fay -Nancy Springer I am Mordred -Nancy Springer, The Time Traveler's Wife -Audrey Niffenegger, Caravaggio -Christopher Peachment, Odd Thomas -Dean Koontz, Forever Odd -Dean Koontz, A Dirty Job-Christopher Moore
Currently Reading: : Soon I Will Be Invincible-Austin Grossman
Ex Libris : My Book Collection
Current Obsessons : Too many to count atm D:
But don't take my word for it...

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away." -Unknown

"Its called wounded, peanut. Injured is when you fall out of a tree or something" -Staff Sargent John Martin (From Band Of Brothers )

"Oh, but they're NOT! Look. See, some are smaller; some are fatter; some grow to the left, some to the right; some even have lost some petals. All kinds of observable differences! You see, Harold, I feel that much of the world's sorrow comes from people who are *this*, yet allow themselves to be treated as *that*"

" I understand. A lot of people enjoy being dead. But they're not dead, really. They're just... backing away from life. Reach out. Take a chance. Get hurt, even! Play as well as you can. Go team! GO! Give me an L! Give me an I! Give me a V! Give me an E! L. I. V. E. LIVE! ...Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room."

-Maude ( Harold and Maude )

"The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school."

-Ferris Beauller ( Ferris Beauller's Day Off )

"A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia" -Soap (Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels )

"Look at me, Lord. I was better off in the dungeouns of Aquila. My cell mate was insane - and a murderer - but HE respected me" -Mouse ( Ladyhawke )

"Now you will receive us.

We do not ask for your poor or your hungry.

We do not want your tired and sick.

It is your corrupt we claim.

It is your evil that will be saught by us.

With every breath we shall hunt them down.

Each day we will spill their blood ‘til it rains down from the skies.

Do not kill, do not rape, to not steal.

These are principles, which every man of every faith can embrace.

These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.

There are varying degrees of evil.

We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.

But if you do you, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it.

And we will send you to whatever god you wish."

-Connor and Murphy ( Boondock Saints )

God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time .

- Good Omens (Terry Prachett and Neil Gaiman)

Oh love it's a brittle madness,
I sing about it in all my sadness
It's not falsified to say
That I found god
Well it still exists
Pale and fine
I can't dismiss
And I won't resist

And if I die
Well at least I tried

"On love, In saddness"-Jason Mraz

I hope you still feel small
When you stand by the ocean
Whenever one door closes,
I hope one more opens
Promise me you'll give faith
A fighting chance
And when you get the choice
To sit it out
Or dance
I hope you dance..

"I hope you Dance"-Lee Ann Womack

Maybe redemption
Has stories to tell
Maybe forgiveness
Is right where you fell
Where can you run to
Escape from yourself?
Where you gonna go?
Where you gonna go?
Salvation is here

"Dare you to Move"-Switchfoot

Is there a God?
Why is he waiting?
Don't you think of it odd
When he knows
My address?
And look at the stars
Don't it remind you
Just how
Feeble we are?
Well it used to,
I guess

"New Deep"-John Mayer

I found out one life
Ain't enough
I need another soul
To feed on
I'm the flame
I can't get burnt
I'm wholly understated

-"Busted"-Matchbox 20

Mirrors on the ceiling
Pink champagne on ice
And she said
"We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device"
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast

"Hotel California"-The Eagles

I walked across
An empty land
I knew the pathway
Like the back of my hand
I felt the earth
Beneath my feet
Sat by the river
And it made me complete

Oh simple thing
Where have you gone?
I'm getting old and
I need something to rely on
So tell me when
You're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired
And I need somewhere to begin

I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches of it
Looking at me
Is this the place we used to love?
Is this the place
That I've been dreaming of?

"Somewhere we only know"-Keane

I wrote this for a baby
Who has yet to be born
My brother's first child
I hope that womb's not too warm
Cause it's cold out here
And it'll be quite a shock
To breathe this air
To discover loss
So I'd like to make some changes
Before you arrive
So when your new eyes meet mine
They won't see no lies
Just love.

"No Lies, Just love"-Bright Eyes

I need understanding
just a pack or two

"Here Comes Horses"-Tabitha's Secret

There's nothing you can know
That isn't known.
Nothing you can see
That isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be
That isn't where
You're meant to be.
It's easy.
All you need is love,
All you need is love

"All you Need is Love"-The Beatles

So if I decide to waiver
My chance to be
One of the hive
Will I choose water
Over wine
And hold my own wheel
And drive
It's driven me before,
It seems to be the way
That everyone else get around

I'm beginning to find
That when I drive myself,
My light is found

Whatever tomorrow brings,
I'll be there
With open arms
And open eyes
Whatever tomorrow brings,
I'll be there,
I'll be there


Sparkling angel I believed
You were my saviour
In my time of need.
Blinded by faith
I couldn't hear
All the whispers,
The warnings so clear.
I see the angels,
I'll lead them to your door.
There's no escape now,
No mercy no more.
No remorse cause
I still remember
The smile when you tore me apart.

"Angels"-Within Temptation

Some people,
Some people get lonely
Some people they just grow older,
And scared of a little pain
And we people,
We cause a commotion
We didn't mean to be confused,
We didn't mean to be alive
And we don't want to be standing here,
Standing here

"This is not a lovesong"-Tabitha's Secret

Some kill their love when they are young,
And some when they are old;
Some strangle with the hands of Lust,
Some with the hands of Gold:
The kindest use a knife, because
The dead so soon grow cold.

Some love too little, some too long,
Some sell, and others buy;
Some do the deed with many tears,
And some without a sigh:
For each man kills the thing he loves,
Yet each man does not die.

-Oscar Wilde (The Ballad of Reading Gaol )

She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita. - Lolita -Vladimir Nabokov.